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[en-us] Poop Puns From Poop Experts

To outsiders, the toilet paper industry might seem like a funny business. Well, it is. People in the industry certainly put the “funny” into the business of doing one’s “business.” The butt of our jokes? Actual butts!
 
Poop puns, toilet humor, potty humor and bathroom jokes – Charmin’s got them up the wazoo! This wealth of bathroom humor gems deserves to be shared. Some of them may be real stinkers and of course, some of them are corny, but perhaps one of them will bowl you over?
 
Enjoy this roundup of funny toilet jokes and of course, enjoy the go!

# Poop Puns From Poop Experts

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[en-ca] Toilet Paper Roll Art: Ideas For Your Bathroom

Yes, toilet paper roll art is a thing. Sure most toilet paper is there to help you “enjoy the go” and to keep you clean and fresh. However, some people have come up with clever ways to put toilet paper to use before even getting to the clean and fresh business! Here are a few ways to get creative with toilet paper crafts for kids.

# Toilet Paper Roll Art: Ideas For Your Bathroom

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[en-US]Itchy Bottom Causes and Solutions

__Why does my butt itch & why am I irritated down there?__
 
So many people know how it feels to be sitting there, squirming a little, wishing to be a bear backing up to scratch himself on a tree, and not an itchy bum sufferer sitting at a desk.

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[en-us] How To Enjoy Pooping At Work

__Everybody poops. Even at work.__
 
What you heard is true. Everyone poops. Which means nature doesn’t stop calling during the hours of 9 to 5. Going #2 at work is a reality that we all have to face together. Because everyone deserves to enjoy the go. Even Steve from billing.

 

But how can you enjoy the go if you’re constantly worried about the judgment of coworkers? That’s where we come in. We have some tips, tricks, and office bathroom etiquette that will make pooping at work as easy as peeing at work.

 

__A how-to on how to poo__
 
Before we dive into the good stuff, it’s important to remember that when it comes to pooping, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Eventually, you’ll walk into that public stall and poop with pride. In the meantime, here are some tips to get you there.

Everybody poops. Even at work.

Tip #1: Private Bathrooms are key img

__Tip #1: Private Bathrooms are key__
 
Seek out the private bathroom you know is out theren probably being pooped in.

Tip #1: Private Bathrooms are key

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__Tip #2: Forget the magazine__
 
Walking to the bathroom with a magazine screams, “I’m about to poop and read up on the latest trends!” Leave behind any long form reading material. Remember, you are a strong, independent pooper who don’t need no magazine.

 

If you must bring reading material into the bathroom, your phone is the way to go. It’s more discreet and you can even #TweetFromTheSeat

Tip #2: Forget the magazine

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__Tip #3: It’s all about timing__
 
Be strategic about when you choose to go to the bathroom. Find a time to enjoy the go when everyone seems to be busy doing other things. When you do find yourself alone in the bathroom, do your business and do it quick. If someone walks in when you were just about to go, sit in silence until they leave. They'll never know who you are unless they wait outside the bathroom for you. And that's just creepy.

Tip #3: It’s all about timing

Tip #4: Bring some extra support img

__Tip #4: Bring some extra support__
 
The key to a successful #2 is to be fast. If you ever need some extra support to get you in and out, bring a to-go pack of [Charmin Flushable Wipes](/en-us/shop-products/flushable-wipes). Especially if the office bathroom isn’t stocked with Charmin. *shudders*

Tip #4: Bring some extra support

Tip #5: Time your flushes img

__Tip #5: Time your flushes__
 
The good news about pooping at work is that a flush is louder than a plop. When it’s about that time, all you have to do is flush, do your business, relax, flush again, and go wash your hands.

 

If you’re not feeling the flush, there is another way to avoid embarrassing sounds. Line the toilet bowl with [toilet paper](/en-us) and poop away!

Tip #5: Time your flushes

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__Bathroom Etiquette__
 
As well as tips for how to poop at work, here are some bathroom rules everyone should follow for going #1 and #2.

 

1. Avoid making eye contact, and please, no small talk.
2. If there is no TP in the stall, warn the next occupant and go get some Charmin.
3. Try not to make phone calls, and only #TweetFromTheSeat.
4. Remember that you’re not the only one who wants to poop in peace. Make sure you do your business in a timely manner and not spend too much time at the mirror.

 

Pooping at work can be tough, but the most important thing to always keep in mind is that everyone poops. Even Steve. You know, from billing.

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