SFX: Audience.
AVO: Welcome back to the Charmin 2012 election.
AVO: So you’re both running on the same use less campaign. What makes you different?
SUPER: VOTE NOW ON FACEBOOK.COM/CHARMIN
BLUEBEAR: My extra cushions will help America’s bottom line. And America’s bottom.
RED BEAR: My DuraClean Texture is good for big business and little business. And I like to text on the toilet.
AVO: How do you enjoythego? Vote Charmin Ultra Soft. Vote Charmin Ultra Strong. Either way you can’t go wrong. Vote today on Facebook.
SUPER: FACEBOOK.COM/CHARMIN #CharminVote
Transition
SFX: Sensational news underneath
SFX: Flush
RED BEAR: I promise to be strong on all the bath tissue issues while my opponent is soft.
BLUEBEAR: Soft? Well I can’t argue with that one.